Monday, March 12, 2012

Anyone know any car sex spots on the drive from Toronto to Montreal?

I'm planning to drive with my girlfriend from Toronto to Montreal and we'd like to make pit stops (at least 2) on the way to have sex. Anyone know any good car-sex spots which won't invite trouble? This really is a serious question.Anyone know any car sex spots on the drive from Toronto to Montreal?
Sex in a car is really not about the sex itself. It's all about the risk of getting caught. Otherwise, why would you not just do this at your home before you leave, or at the hotel when you reach your destination, right? It makes it more exciting.



If caught, you can be charged with lewd conduct for having sex in public in Ontario. A car can be considered to be "in public" because the average vehicle has many windows that a pedestrian or other motorist can look into.



So what you will need to do is look for a place that is secluded and mostly deserted. I think you'd have to wait until at least after Pickering for such a place. From about there all the way to the Quebec border, there are several rural roads only serviced by farmers or occasional vehicles. You find a dead end dirt road. That sort of thing.
It's about a six hour drive from Toronto to Montreal. Are you sure you can get it up twice in that brief a period of time?



Idiot.Anyone know any car sex spots on the drive from Toronto to Montreal?
Just pull into any parking lot that says OPP on the Ontario side or QPP on the Quebec side.



Of course if you were staying in Toronto, I'd just recommend the subway. Apparantly it's the latest public sex spot...
Get a hotel room in Oshawa, Cobourg, Belleville, Kingston, Brockville or Cornwall. Seriously can you not go 6 or so hours without sex?
You've been reported.
Just get road head

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